I thought it was worth a try.

Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:10:36 -0500
From: "John W. Smith" 
To: "JM" 
Subject: before I forget, I had to type this out...

As I was getting up this morning, you reached up and grabbed me and asked me
an urgent query: "What did you do with my fingernail polish?"
"What?"
"The one you borrowed."
"....I don't even know what to say."
"....Good."
Satisfied, you laid back down in blissful slumber.

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Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:11:39 -0400
From: "JM" 
To: "John W. Smith" 
Subject: Re: before I forget, I had to type this out...

Yeah, I know this one.  You had to borrow my fingernail polish because
you had to test colors.  You were painting the inside of a sea shell or
an ashtray or something.  You were testing colors because you couldn't
paint with red because it reminded you of menses and freaked you out.

How about around three when you started necking me so hard that I
choked and coughed and I told you I was asleep and you said "I thought
it was worth a try," giggled and pinched my butt?