Sesiri usually doesn't come in until late afternoon.

Sesiri: hey
me: hey
Sesiri: any problems this morning?
me: the workstation computers started leaking piss, then the ENCO computer became sentient and started walking around, killing people. everyone's blaming it on you. shoulda done those updates.
Sesiri: what?
me: you heard me. now the entire second floor is covered in piss AND we've got a crazy ENCO running around, eating people
Sesiri: whats the hell ya tallking about?
me: everything's just fine, Sesiri.
Sesiri: ohok
dont scare me
lol