The granola-crunching treehugging liberal left would like you to believe that abortion is not just a good thing, but it's the
only thing. There's SOOOO many other alternatives to abortion-- don't make it a lifestyle choice.
1.
Eat some Raisin Bran. There's far more nutrition in your average bowl of Raisin Bran than in having a fetus extricated from your womb. Plus, it keeps you regular!
2.
Mow your grass with a John Deere mower. For one thing, your residence will look much nicer. You've really been letting things go around the house since you and Denny split and you started with the "free love" thing. Well, there's consequences, you know. It's like I've always said-- unmarried sluts don't mow their lawns.... and you don't want people to know you're an unmarried slut, do you?
3.
Read your favorite Tom Wolfe novel. Frankly, I thought
A Man In Full was pompous , overlong and insincere, but you have your opinion and I have mine.
4.
Vacation in sunny west Arkansas. It's formerly Indian country!
"The Territory was set apart for the Indians in 1828. The government at that time promised them protection. That promise has always been ignored. The only protection that has ever been afforded them is through the courts. To us who have been located on this borderland has fallen the task of acting as protectors," said Federal Judge Isaac C. Parker in 1896.
The italics are mine.
5.
Pray for a miscarriage.
Gary Metivier, KWQC
