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NEWS: Trogdor elected as hall representative
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I've been steadily resetting my body clock. Below is a fanciful and witty illustration cartoon demonstrating the nature of my life today:

See, fanciful and witty, yes? Right, so I made myself go to sleep at 11 PM last night, and proceeded to wake up this morning at 7. My class was only at 9, I could have slept another hour and forty-five minutes (conceivable when you live all of a mile and a half away from school). Did I do this? No. I got up and watched Good Morning America with Charlie Gibson and Diane Sawyer. Diane Sawyer, now she's a classy babe. In fact, she's my new girlfriend. I don't know who this Amy Plitt person think's she is, but was she a member of Richard Nixon's administration? Has she had a private feud with Barbara Walters? Does she dance the two-step? I think not.

imakesadfaces: IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE POST THIS IN YOUR JOURNAL UNDER 'CHILD ABUSE'

My name is Misty I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made made my daddy so mad?...

The Onion | Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to five blades.

Israel News : Jerusalem Post Internet Edition

Hutton Gibson, an 85-year old Australian who has publicly denied the Holocaust and spouted Jewish conspiracy theories in the past, told radio interviewer Steve Feuerstein that Jews are scheming to take over the Catholic Church and the entire world, Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan should be hanged, and most European Jews believed exterminated by the Nazis actually immigrated to the West.

Bigots are funny.