Paul McCartney's a bastard for only one reason: the goddamn mullet.
Hey, WUZUP pals. I thought to drop in and tell you about a couple of projects I'm working on:
1) Infiltrating the Grapevine Folks who live in Salisbury know (I'm talking to you, Cory Perdue) that the Daily Times' Grapevine is a great forum for people who are worried about out-of-control cyclists, the rockfish epidemic, and the pros and cons of jogging in the old mall parking lot. It's all anonymous reader-submitted content, so I decided that I should start contributing:
So I think I'll begin playing the Grapevine Game, and I invite you all to play along. Submit your opinions here: DelmarvaNow.com. Remember, you can do it completely anonymously and you can call their phone line. I need to devise a scoring system...say, 1 point for every reference to the Monica Lewinsky scandal (too easy), 5 points for likening someone to a cannibal, and 10 points if you can get in an ethnic slur (and yes, "colored" counts).
More on that later. I think I may create a Facebook group for it.
2) Infiltrating Facebook
Speaking of which, having conquered the Myspace wasteland (236 friends, and we're not talking all bands and movies, kids), I've moved on to the new hotness, Facebook. If you ever knew me, you've probably already been friended. My definition of "know me" is purposely vague-- for the sake of example, if we were ever in the same room together, like for a class, then I've added you.
Also, I've taken to joining all the douchebag groups I can find. But really, why stop there? So I've created a douchebag group: "If This Group Reaches 100 Million, Our Lives Will Still Mean Nothing!" is chugging along with a whopping 70 members. Go and join, please.
I've also been playing the Facebook friends game:
1) Infiltrating the Grapevine Folks who live in Salisbury know (I'm talking to you, Cory Perdue) that the Daily Times' Grapevine is a great forum for people who are worried about out-of-control cyclists, the rockfish epidemic, and the pros and cons of jogging in the old mall parking lot. It's all anonymous reader-submitted content, so I decided that I should start contributing:
So I think I'll begin playing the Grapevine Game, and I invite you all to play along. Submit your opinions here: DelmarvaNow.com. Remember, you can do it completely anonymously and you can call their phone line. I need to devise a scoring system...say, 1 point for every reference to the Monica Lewinsky scandal (too easy), 5 points for likening someone to a cannibal, and 10 points if you can get in an ethnic slur (and yes, "colored" counts).
More on that later. I think I may create a Facebook group for it.
2) Infiltrating Facebook
Speaking of which, having conquered the Myspace wasteland (236 friends, and we're not talking all bands and movies, kids), I've moved on to the new hotness, Facebook. If you ever knew me, you've probably already been friended. My definition of "know me" is purposely vague-- for the sake of example, if we were ever in the same room together, like for a class, then I've added you.
Also, I've taken to joining all the douchebag groups I can find. But really, why stop there? So I've created a douchebag group: "If This Group Reaches 100 Million, Our Lives Will Still Mean Nothing!" is chugging along with a whopping 70 members. Go and join, please.
I've also been playing the Facebook friends game:
posted by Smith at Thursday, October 19, 2006
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