The Day in Pimp 8/28: Hurricane Katrina Edition

Now we know for certain (well, fairly certain) that JMK did not kill DMB. One has to wonder-- what was that possibly transgendered aspiring pedophile thinking?




Monday, August 28th: John Mark Karr excuses

PIMP: "Mel Gibson paid me ten grand."

LESS PIMP: "Was looking for Michael Jackson-esque resurgence in my substitute teaching career."

NOT PIMP AT ALL: "Dude, I just wanted to pick up chicks."

PIMPABLE MENTION: "I can achieve a volcanic orgasm any time Nancy Grace says my name."