The Day in Pimp 8/21: True excuses for being late with The Day in Pimp

PIMP: "Dude, I was putting it to my lady."

LESS PIMP: "C'mon, dawg, I was eating hamburgers."

NOT PIMP AT ALL: "Jesus Christ, man, I was at work!"

PIMPABLE MENTION: "Listen, seriously, I've been getting the pus out of this infected ingrown toenail."